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*blows a kiss at the ocean (for the sharks)*
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
i laughed so hard at this
as lowkey as Frank Ocean
as carefree as Rihanna
& as focused as Beyonce
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
Reblog Everytime
EVERYTIME
i wonder what it feels like to have thin legs, a flat stomach, boney arms, a slim face, and to be able to count your ribs. to sleep comfortably, and to walk with confidence.
“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
god bless this post.
someone said it